Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.
Um I think you’re mocking J over here.
don’t let tumblr make you think educations not important please go to college
we dont need no education
we dont need no thought control
my former algebra teacher puts a stamp of her own face onto your quiz or test if you get a perfect score
i shit you not
they’re like tiny 8-legged cats
how can anyone hate them
Spiders are huge derps, pass it on.
My dad used to work as a mechanic in Arizona and he said that wild tarantulas would just wander into the shop and try and cuddle with the mechanics under the trucks. Spiders really dig car exhaust smell for some reason and they would be like “ah yes this human smells nice let me sit on your face while you’re working or perhaps climb into your pocket and see what you have” and the mechanics would keep shooing the spiders out but the spiders would follow them back like “No why would you leave me human friend??”
THAT IS SO CUTE
reblogging for the story, eeee
spiders are the derpiest things though like have you ever played with a spider and a laser pointer, because I thought my lizards chasing the laser was adorable but leT ME TELL U, BLACK WIDOWS CHASING LASERS IS FRICKEN ADORABLE
So I hate spiders but this makes them seem a bit cuter lol
Yeah no I still aint fucking with no spiders
NOPE. NO FUCKING THANKS YOU CAN KEEP ALL THE SPIDERS
when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
yeah this is actually how it goes
Every couple months, this comic has a renaissance on tumblr and I think by this point, in the year since I’ve made it, I’ve learned about every period every tumblr user has ever had.
SOMEONE HACKED THE CONSTRUCTION SIGN NEAR MY HOUSE AND IT GOT ON THE FUCKING NEWS GOD BLESS FLORIDA
Now You See Me Opening Scene
BUT THAT WAS ACTUALLY THE CARD WE ALL PICKED RIGHT
HOW DID THEY DO THAT
HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.
I’m done, internet. Just… done.
I just showed this to my best friend and she flipped her shit. “HOW DID HE KNOW THAT WAS THE CARD!!”
It’s not fucking hard people
I wonder what Hermione did the whole train ride to Hogwarts while Harry and Ron had the flying car
My Lego Quidditch Aquarium at my Office
THATS FUCKING BADASS
If you don’t think this was the most adorable thing to ever happen, you’re wrong.
Reasons why Gordan Ramsay fantastic: kind and patient with kids who are trying their best, takes no shit from arrogant adults who think they know everything.
MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE.
All Dates are Official. Movies from Doctor Strange onward are not. This is my speculation to what the upcoming slate of Marvel Studios films will entail, coming off the announcement of the new release dates!
Superhero movies are taking over the world!!!