This week on Tumblr:
It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road
The most accurate portrayl of British TV ever to be on British TV
the man with 10 stone testicles was a legit show
YOU NEED TO WATCH THE VIDEO, THE GIF SET DOESN’T DO IT JUSTICE, YOU DON’T HEAR THE SILLY NOISES HE MAKES IN THE GIF SET
do you ever just miss the ninth doctor and the tenth doctor and donna and rose and martha and jack and mickey and you just
“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
when my mom was pregnant with me my sister decided she didn’t want another sibling so one day she took my brother’s toy cars and lined them by my mom’s room’s doorway and tried making my mom fall on her stomach
my sister tried killing me in the womb
when one of ur friends brings up one of your guilty pleasures nd u gotta act like you don’t know much about what they’re talking about
caterpillars have the ideal life. they eat a lot and then sleep for a while and wake up beautiful.
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