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decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

(Source: little-blue-aeroplane)

    metaphoricalanchor:

    i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

      i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much:

nargles-and-bow-ties:

The most accurate portrayl of British TV ever to be on British TV

the man with 10 stone testicles was a legit show

      i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much:

      nargles-and-bow-ties:

      The most accurate portrayl of British TV ever to be on British TV

      the man with 10 stone testicles was a legit show

        callmekitto:

        thenorsebros:

        Marvel Charades with Anthony Mackie

        YOU NEED TO WATCH THE VIDEO, THE GIF SET DOESN’T DO IT JUSTICE, YOU DON’T HEAR THE SILLY NOISES HE MAKES IN THE GIF SET

          susannaholmes:

          do you ever just miss the ninth doctor and the tenth doctor and donna and rose and martha and jack and mickey and you just

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          (Source: samlikesdean)

            cutieringtail:

            falmyrion:

            queerpong:

            “YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.

            You’re*

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              princess-of-lore:

              mycheekyfinn:

              official-nasa:

              monilip:

              dont-stop-runninggg:

              knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

              wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

              That was deep

              philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

              That was deeper.

              common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

              (Source: whattt-fucking-ever)

                whoredinarygirl:

                when my mom was pregnant with me my sister decided she didn’t want another sibling so one day she took my brother’s toy cars and lined them by my mom’s room’s doorway and tried making my mom fall on her stomach
                my sister tried killing me in the womb

                    stupidstagram:

                    when one of ur friends brings up one of your guilty pleasures nd u gotta act like you don’t know much about what they’re talking about
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                      offthetumbldpath:

                      Doctor Who - Planet of the Dead (2009)

                        ven0moth:

                        caterpillars have the ideal life. they eat a lot and then sleep for a while and wake up beautiful.

                          colesprouseofficial:

                          sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

                          (Source: mermeme)

                            pir8crabs:

Well. I.
Hm.

                            pir8crabs:

                            Well. I.

                            Hm.

                              hedgehog-o-brien:

                              Frozen or: How Disney made it impossible to say ‘let it go’ with a straight face for anyone ever again